Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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