The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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