You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
My ass is underappreciated
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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