there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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