Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
