everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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