it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Randomize
