We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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