So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Pooping to opera.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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