You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
