All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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