i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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