if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Randomize
