I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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