I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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