can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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