Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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