how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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