either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
The power of my boobs compel you
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
