brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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