..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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