Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I have feelings that need drinking.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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