Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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