Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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