We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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