This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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