his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
