I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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