Your tits are I can't wait for
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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