Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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