yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
