Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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