He asked to "fluff my boner.."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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