You really coming over, don't trick.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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