The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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