I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize