Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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