So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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