32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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