While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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