idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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