Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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