What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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