I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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