You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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