Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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