He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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