if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I want to make a zoo with you.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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