Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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