Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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