i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I am one with the molecules
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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