i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
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