all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
It was like getting head from an anaconda
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I love you.
Bad choice
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