what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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