There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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