Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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