We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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