My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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