On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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